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A hiker went without sleep for 7 days and wasn't tired. How come? He slept at night.
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When are boxers like comedians? When they have you in stitches
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When is the ocean friendliest? When it waves
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Why couldn't the orange finish the race? It ran out of juice!
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Who tells people to get off and gets away with it? A bus driver
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Why did the doctor give up his practice? He lost his patience?
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-it!
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What do two oceans say when they meet after a long time? Long time no sea
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What was found on a robot's tombsone? Rust in Peace
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Why is a baseball field hot after a game is over?
Because all the fans have left!
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